Here are some awesome jokes related to The Terminator movies.
John Connor: Wanna play famous composers?
John Connor: I’ll be Mozart.
Terminator: I’ll be Bach.
A man walks into a bar…
The Terminator: “They asked me to upgrade to Windows 7, but I said, ‘I still love Vista, baby.'”
I’ll be Bach.
Q: What did The Terminator say at the bird convention when leaving for lunch?
A: “Owl be back.”
Arnold Schwarzenegger is going to return to the next Terminator movie. In this one, Arnold goes back in time to erase all traces of him hosting Celebrity Apprentice.
Q: Why did The Terminator eat a lot of food?
A: Because the food said, “I’ll be back.”
Q: Why did The Terminator cross the road?
A: Because he said, “I’ll be back.”
Q: What did The Terminator say to the bro at the club?
A: “Chill out, dickwad.”
Q: What did the Terminator say to the frozen T-1000 as he walked toward him through liquid nitrogen?
A: “Ice to meet you.”
Q: What did The Terminator say to the chili dog?
A: “Chili out, dickwad.”
The Terminator Jokes
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