Whether you love dad jokes, pun-heavy humor, or you’re just a diehard Terminator fan, these jokes and memes will terminate your boredom. Warning: You may groan. You may laugh. But you will be back for more.
Classic “I’ll Be Back” Terminator Jokes
These are the timeless jokes every fan recognizes — and can’t stop repeating.
Q: What did The Terminator say at the grocery store?
A: “Aisle B… back.”
Q: What did The Terminator say when he left the owl sanctuary?
A: “Owl be back.”
Q: How does the Terminator order a drink?
A: “I’ll be back… with a martini.”
Q: Why did the Terminator eat so much dinner?
A: Because the food said, “I’ll be back.”
Terminator Tech & Upgrade Jokes
For the nerds who love their CPUs and operating systems as much as action flicks.
Q: Why didn’t The Terminator upgrade to Windows 10?
A: He said, “I still love Vista, baby.”
Q: Why did Skynet upgrade its OS?
A: Because it heard Windows 10 was the most stable yet.
Q: What did the Terminator say to ChatGPT?
A: “I’m not impressed… yet.”
Everyday Situations…Terminator Style
Q: What did the Terminator say at his taco truck?
A: “No problemo.”
Q: What did he say to the steak tacos?
A: “Chili out, dickwad.”
Q: Why did the Terminator start a gardening business?
A: He wanted to prune the resistance.
Q: What did he do after getting fired?
A: He became an ex-Terminator.
Creative & Career Change Terminator Jokes
Q: Why did the Terminator start a band?
A: He wanted to play heavy metal.
Q: Why did the Terminator become a painter?
A: He wanted to brush up on his skills.
Q: What did he say when asked to do calculus homework?
A: “I’m a cyborg, not a tutor.”
Hilarious Terminator Memes
Want other memes too? Here are memes:
“Saves John Connor from death. Can’t save a single pair of sunglasses.”
Terminator in 2025:
AI sent me from the future to delete your TikTok account.
Working Terminator:
“They told me to clock in. I terminated the clock.”
Gym Terminator:
“I’m shredded. But I’ll be back.”
Dad Mode Activated:
Terminator + apron: “Hasta la vista, dishes.”
The Terminator: “They asked me to upgrade to Windows 7, but I said, ‘I still love Vista, baby.'”
Q: What did The Terminator say at the bird convention when leaving for lunch?
A: “Owl be back.”
Arnold Schwarzenegger is going to return to the next Terminator movie. In this one, Arnold goes back in time to erase all traces of him hosting Celebrity Apprentice.
Q: Why did The Terminator eat a lot of food?
A: Because the food said, “I’ll be back.”
Q: Why did The Terminator cross the road?
A: Because he said, “I’ll be back.”
Q: What did The Terminator say to the bro at the club?
A: “Chill out, dickwad.”
Q: What did the Terminator say to the frozen T-1000 as he walked toward him through liquid nitrogen?
A: “Ice to meet you.”
Q: What did The Terminator say to the chili dog?
A: “Chili out, dickwad.”
Q: What did The Terminator say after he served 3 steak tacos with a side of guacamole to his customer at his Mexican restaurant?
A: “No problemo.”
Q: What did The Terminator say to Harley-Davidson?
A: “I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle.”
Q: What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to the movie execs when he found out they wanted more racial diversity in the Terminator movies?
A: “I’ll be black.”
Q: What did the Terminator do after he lost his job?
A: He became an ex-Terminator
Q: Where does Wal-Mart keep all of their Terminator toys?
Q: Why did the Terminator take up painting?
A: Because he wanted to brush up on his artistic skills before terminating canvases with his incredible brushstrokes!
Q: Why did the Terminator start a band?
A: Because he wanted to play heavy metal.
Q: What did the Terminator say to John Connor when he asked for help with his homework?
A: I’m a cyborg, I don’t do calculus.
Q: Why did the Terminator cross the road?
A: To terminate the chicken on the other side!
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these are so funny jokes
haha these are some funny jokes.
I love good T2 jokes haha, great gifs.
How did the terminator get a good joke? He will be back to check.
Hi these are awesome like dad terminator jokes lol.
Did you come up with these jokes on your own?