Here are some awesome jokes related to The Terminator movies.
If you are a fan of the Terminator movies, then you will love these jokes! They are all about the characters in the movies and the iconic scenes that we all know and love.
So, whether you are a fan of the original movies or the more recent ones, you are sure to find these jokes amusing. And, if you are not a fan of the Terminator movies, then you will still find these jokes funny!
So, without further ado, here are the best Terminator jokes for you to enjoy!
John Connor: Wanna play famous composers?
John Connor: I’ll be Mozart.
Terminator: I’ll be Bach.
A man walks into a bar…
The Terminator: “They asked me to upgrade to Windows 7, but I said, ‘I still love Vista, baby.'”
I’ll be Bach.
Q: What did The Terminator say at the bird convention when leaving for lunch?
A: “Owl be back.”
Arnold Schwarzenegger is going to return to the next Terminator movie. In this one, Arnold goes back in time to erase all traces of him hosting Celebrity Apprentice.
Q: Why did The Terminator eat a lot of food?
A: Because the food said, “I’ll be back.”
Q: Why did The Terminator cross the road?
A: Because he said, “I’ll be back.”
Q: What did The Terminator say to the bro at the club?
A: “Chill out, dickwad.”
Q: What did the Terminator say to the frozen T-1000 as he walked toward him through liquid nitrogen?
A: “Ice to meet you.”
Q: What did The Terminator say to the chili dog?
A: “Chili out, dickwad.”
Q: What did The Terminator say after he served 3 steak tacos with a side of guacamole to his customer at his Mexican restaurant?
A: “No problemo.”
Q: What did The Terminator say to Harley-Davidson?
A: “I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle.”
Q: What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to the movie execs when he found out they wanted more racial diversity in the Terminator movies?
A: “I’ll be black.”
Q: What did the Terminator do after he lost his job?
A: He became an ex-Terminator
Q: Where does Wal-Mart keep all of their Terminator toys?
Q: Why did the Terminator take up painting?
A: Because he wanted to brush up on his artistic skills before terminating canvases with his incredible brushstrokes!
Q: Why did the Terminator start a band?
A: Because he wanted to play heavy metal.
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